Class of 2011 - Memorable Moments!
It happens to everyone: words get jumbled between the brain and mouth, we enter into a conversation a moment too late... or we are simply confused. Ironically, these are the moments that help us remember the important information from class; laughter is a powerful learning tool. This is an opportunity to remember the special moments, lessons, activities, characters, and, of course, the miscommunications from our class. Help me to keep track of them and I will compile these into a booklet at the end of the year. Please remember that class rules apply: I will not tolerate any malicious attacks on any student or teacher. This is not meant to poke fun at anyone; it is meant in a spirit of reliving the occasional happy moment in our very special circle of hell :-) 
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A few to get started:
"Time to play"
The Furies attack on poor Kevin & Sam.
Miss Arney to Harrison (after hearing his circles of hell): "Harrison, THERAPY!"
Harrison: "OK, I'll join you."
Question: What gift did Hera give Pandora. Hint: it killed the cat (& begins with a "C").
Answer (Aud): chipmunk?
Eliminating "like" from our language means that it takes LIKE five minutes to say LIKE one sentence!
somehow maureen thought that we were talking about a purple lama during our discussion of the underworld!
OH....that Dante was a llama! I had forgotten that. :-)
"time to play" hmm i recall that from last year. THINGS CAN NOT BE REUSED! GOSH!
It is really hard to stop saying like but even though girls say it a lot so do boys like when chris said they had an advantage over the girls. but then the first boy to say something in the discussion said like right away.
Just keep working at it, Erica. The more you are conscious of what you are saying, the easier it will be to stop the verbal bad habits.
I tried counting at lunch one day. I had to give up after about 2 minutes.
When you had extra help for mythology, Maureen had a hard time remembering hyperborions, she said hyperboriaks and hyperchondria
Exotic dancing...
California Condors...
Dave the Strange...
Blood dripping down walls...
MISS ARNEY WANTS YOU TO JOIN ENGLISH 9 HONORS!!!
Enlist now to fight the rabid zombie chipmunk hordes... (-::-)
Oh yeah, I almost forgot:
Miss Arney: "How many ships set sail for Troy to reclaim Helen of Sparta?"
Student: "That's easy! One went North, one went South, oh wait... that's the Princess Bride(can't underline)!"
Miss Arney: "She's basically the female Atticus"
Kevin F: "Fatticus!"
Miss Arney: "Why did Jem go get his pants?"
George C: "Because then he would be walking around naked."
George D: walks in late and being the delirious person, sits in the completely wrong seat.
Ms. Arney: "Are you George?"
G:"Yes..."
MA:"You don't sit there George..."
G:*blush* "Oh Okay."
Time passes by in the class and eventually Ms. Arney makes a comment about Kevin Finer.
G:*Snickers*
MA:(With the wrath of God)"You were late, correct?"
G:"..........Yes"
MA:"Than I wouldn't be laughing..."
Thanks for a truely mortifying experience Ms. Arney. lol. :)
By the way this is Maggie...i could figure out how to make my name come up so yah....anyway
during our discussion of the scarlet ibis.....
Ms. Arney: So honestly what did you guys think of the story?
Maggie:Honetsly...you thought Doodle would die in the first 3 lines then he begins to have some hope and then he heart BLOWS UP! its like he was walking up a mountain and almost makes it but as soon as you think he will succeed...he falls off the cliff and dies.
Thanks Ms. Arney for introducing me to the most depressing story i've ever read.=)
(Are these in third person or what?)
(After some sort of grammar mistake)
Ms. A.: Kevin, stand up and during.
Kevin stands up, turns chair over, and puts one leg up on it, with arms outstretched.
(And more recently while explaining the superego)
Ms. A: So if you're hungry, why don't you just walk down to the cafeteria?
Joe H: Because if we do then you'll kill us.
Kevin Finer (either in an incredibly genius or idiotic move) stands up and walks to Ms. A and says, "Please excuse me." Waits a few seconds, "No, forget excuse me." and walks around.
Miss A: "OK, Brian: what is the unholy trinity of demons? The mneumonic is LAB."
Brian: "Um...Beelzebub, Lucifer....and....um....Arney?" [stands up, does a snap with a twist, and sits down]
After seeing another Amazon blogger describe an English 9H novel as "boaring", Kevin F exclaims: "This person HAD to be in your class!"
Driving Mrs. Rettino crazy with the frog-whip pens
Kevin F naming his children WILFRED, boy or girl!
The RAP RAP RAP story
its maggie again....
i still cant master ho wto write my name but it was a moment during our discussion of the "CONJURE" scene in Romeo and Juilet.
Miss Arney: I am not explaining this further but to conjure he means to raise up...
Chris Spad: Wait.....WOAH!
Maggie:Well I didn't see that one coming!
K-Fine:Wow Shakespere was a perv?!
Geogre:So I guess this is kind of like Elizabethian Porn?
LOL Geogre thanks for that unforgettable experience and MIss Arney thank you for those hilarious reactions.
Miss Arney: What's an example of something that's good but toxic?
Kevin: Marijuana?
Kerry naming her daughter Jane just to annoy Maggie!
K-fine hacking Ms. Arney's website
Ms. Arney's whacking stick!
Me and Ambika's yearbook Project
K-fine and his bubble
there are so many!!!
When me and regina were dancing around in our seats and Ms. Arney only saw Regina! haha. poor Regina!
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