Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Literary Superlatives!


In preparation for the literary yearbook, a review project for the final examination, begin to think of creative ways to immortalize all of the literary characters (sans Mythology) that you have encountered this year. From And Then There Were None to Lord of the Flies, many characters would win some fun and interesting senior superlatives if they were high school students.

Hottest wheels? Dreamiest Date? Best hair? Most likely to end up in a straight jacket? Be ironic or serious, just be appropriate and have some fun!

50 comments:

lauren cook said...

Most likely to be President- Ralph

Anonymous said...

Most likely to make their shrink richer- Roger

Anonymous said...

Most likely to be abandoned at birth, adopted, kill their father, marry their mother, and stab their eyes out: Heck Tate

Miss Arney said...

Kevin...What do you have against this poor guy?

Anonymous said...

most likely to gain 50 pounds in college- piggy

Anonymous said...

Most likely to go to hell- Tie between Roger and Bob Ewell

lauren cook said...

Hottest Body- Piggy

ambika said...

Most likely to be locked up in a maximum security prison -->Roger

Anonymous said...

Most likely to assassinate someone with rocks - Roger

Kevin Roth said...

Most Likely to be the next dictator - Jack

Kevin Roth said...

Most likely to start a mafia - the littluns

lauren cook said...

Most likely to be a gardener for a future occupation- ohh looky here a tie between Lizabeth and Jem!

lauren cook said...

Most Social- Boo Radley hands down

Dave said...

Most likely to eat other kids if left on island-Roger

Erica Guerin said...

most likely to bring a knife on a plane- Jack

lauren cook said...

most likely to be eaten- simon

ambika said...

Most loyal-Sam & Eric

ambika said...

Best leader-Ralph

ambika said...

Most innocent-Simon

ambika said...

Smartest -Piggy

Anonymous said...

Most Likely to be a Teacher- Atticus

Anonymous said...

Most Likely to Abandon Someone at Death- "Brother"

Anonymous said...

most likely to be held up at an airport by security because they are carrying a weapon= Jack

Anonymous said...

most likely to be the name for k-fine's kids= Wilfred

Anonymous said...

most likely to cause some freak twirling baton accident= tie b/w Jem & Scout

Anonymous said...

Most likely to go clinically insane by the age of 17...tie between Roger, and Jack

Anonymous said...

Most likely to walk into a wall and say sorry to it.......vera claythorne (DELIRIOUS MUCH? I mean seriously she talks to herself.)

Anonymous said...

(I know this is mean but...) Most likely to be dropped at birth...Simon (I mean seriously the kid talks to spirits if that isn't loopie enough)

Miss Arney said...

George: that's HORRIBLE! the Vera one was hysterical, though

Miss Arney said...

SHANNON I LOVE IT! Wilfred has to be added to the class memories!

Erica Guerin said...

wisest- Roger

Anonymous said...

Most likly to survive their book...nevermind

Anonymous said...

Most Cleaver...Penelope

Anonymous said...

Most Loyal friend - Samneric

Anonymous said...

Everybody's Buddy- Atticus Finch

Anonymous said...

Harvard-bound- Scout

Kevin Roth said...

Sickest Mind Award - William Golding

jaime brosnan said...

nicest eyes- Oedipus

jaime brosnan said...

cutest couple- samneric

Anonymous said...

Most likely to become an actress: Mayella

Dave said...

Most likely to lead 'Bee Appreciation Week'- Vera

Anonymous said...

Dirtiest Joker- Mercutio

Dave said...

Most likely to get busted for stalking-Romeo

Anonymous said...

Most likely to become a health teacher-Mercutio!

Most likely to eat his own feces-General Zaroff(he's crazy enough to hunt ppl)

Most likely to go insane in a perfect situation-Vera

most likely to be parent of the year-Capulet

most likely to change his mind-Romeo

most likely to be wondering the streets at any given hour-tie b/w Romeo and Mr. Utterson

most likely to be scared for life-jem

jaime brosnan said...

dreamiest date- Roger
most changed- Jekyll

Anonymous said...

most likely to get away with homicide- judge wargrave

most likely to get framed for a homicide- Armstrong

ambika said...

Most likely to live happily ever after-> Romeo & Juliet

ambika said...

Most innocent->Hyde

ambika said...

Best parents ever!->Lord Capulet & Lady Capulet

ambika said...

Best friend->Benvolio